Elementary, My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and dr.Watson go on camping trip, set up their tend, and fall sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson replies,"I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billiions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturns is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silents for a moment, then speaks, "Watson, you idioit, someone has stoles our tent!"